Our resident film critic Chris Cabin probably frowns on Brooklyn's Finest. Then again, he don't live in Brooklyn, so he don't know squat.
Anywho, since this is Brooklyn based blog, I'm giving away one (1) copy of Brooklyn's Finest on DVD, standard, because we're old school. The movie concerns the 65th precinct of Brooklyn and follows 3 police officers in the usual Antoine Fuqua fashion. Now, the 65th precinct does not exist anymore in real Brooklyn, but there is a reference to it in the 73rd precinct which is located in Brownsville, which is fittingly the kind of Brooklyn that a lot of people think about when they think Brooklyn.
Anywho, it's got a killer cast (Wesley Snipes hasn't been in a theatrically released movie since WHEN) and I was just next to Lili Taylor on the train the other week. I also remember when Ethan Hawke was all over the projectionist union dispute at IFC Center when we first opened. I've never met Richard Gere, but if he has anything against the Chinese after Red Corner, I probably should stay away, no?
Here's the theatrical trailer:
We have our resident film critic Chris Cabin once again the subject of a caption contest, all you have to do is comment below for a chance to win the DVD. It doesn't even have to be that funny. Because Chris Cabin's film reviews are far from funny. Look at this picture and give it your best shot:
Yes, you can also purchase this shirt. Captions after Sunday will not be considered. For more on Brooklyn's Finest, check out their Facebook and Twitter pages.
15 comments:
Kramer: This is going to be a new look for the '90s. You're going to be the first pirate!
Chris Cabin: But I don't want to be a pirate!
"So this is it? This is what my life has been reduced to? Wearing a puffy shirt, staring out a window, sweating from the summer sun...anybody got some Tylenol?"
::Sniff::
"Ahh yes. He can fingerbang in a puffy shirt... he can fingerbang in a hula skirt, He's Chris Cabin."
Szyszka: "Cabin, are you narrating your life again?"
::Sniff::
I wanna win this!
Always bet on...puffy shirt
My fingers smell just like Don Cheadle... mmmm tasty
After losing their most promising agent James Bond, the MI16 sure did fucking relax their recruitment standards.
"(Where are my pants?)"
I personally think I should win because I took this photo. (appreciate the linkage, BUY MY STUFF).
Did I sleep with Betty White last night? Cuz this looks like her shirt, oh well, I am keeping it!
Hmmm....where does that smell come from?
just watched the movie again last night after seeing in the theatre opening night. definantly the movie of the year. i gotta win this dvd so i can wear it out like i did training day. and still do for that matter.
"a vampire shirt and daylight come and me wanna go home...daaaayooooo"
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