Sunday, January 25, 2009

Fah Q: Scarlett Johansson

You had a such a great start to a career! Indie darling with Manny & Lo, then following up a few years later with The Man Who Wasn't There, Ghost World, and Lost in Translation, working with top talent and garnering some nominations.

Umm, but we should have seen it coming when you were in Home Alone 3. We should have. Versatility, I can give you that (a different role much of the time, except when you're playing with Rebecca Hall), but range? We mistook your low key charm for some real chops, but please don't do comedies anymore...and don't sing anymore...I have your record on vinyl and it's more authentically unnecessary I guess.

Damn your huge boobs...

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